My kingdom for a point
not know about you, but I now I leave here, I got in as many dealers as possible and covers all the Fiat available piazza.
essential to ensure a rich and prosperous future for the new arrival home Elkann. Already
are a child of a named Jaki, you're the grandson of a man called Lapo (and not a Lapo any but that Lapo there, what has changed for future generations the very concept of figure shit, as he said Casalino ) and son of Lavinia.
But I have called OCEAN.
I mean, this is featherless and helpless, they called Ocean Elkann.
Gentlemen, we must invest all our savings in shares of Fiat, you buy bonds of the Turin, begin to cheer for Juve (abandoned all your prejudices and repeat after me: Nedved is sweeter than the puppet of Coccolino , is a gentleman Trezeguet, Del Piero has an insatiable bird ), our Ford scrapped that, although walking is also attached with spit and scotch is not even worth half of a Fiat, which stops even if the sky is cloudy.
Ocean Elkann must, must, need to live in a world where the count on the money and will continue to count more than him, when his bank credit to the many precede statements. Only then can it grow while maintaining a minimum of self-love and restraint towards the human race.
You just try to think about it if I'm boy and his family of merry pranksters should fall from grace. If I were to attend the 2nd baby B of the Elementary School "Roberto Pruzzo" Garbatella. And where it ends with a name like Ocean? Two weeks time and this is only grambiulino hung one of the bathrooms or in the unlikely case that the little sci-fi Ocean survives in elementary school as a safe and reliable lifting of Marzotto, grow up to become the most dangerous serial killer Italian. Abandon
stupid selfishness and class struggles.
Save Ocean.
Tuesday, November 13, 2007
Wednesday, November 7, 2007
High Firm Cervix 8 Days Before Period Due
How volevonsi, volvotteri, vùlevons
Log guy doing out of breath.
"I do not operate a digital terrestrial decoder, you can see but not hear the audio." Still ignorant of life and its series (Paul told me Dad, it is virtually impossible to get through the day without at least catch a couple of assholes.'s More, easy, less, we hope not) I could give a thorough explanation but, sensing type, So just a quick "is definitely scrapped, pushing it well inside, will happen some time to do that to you too, and sees that everything will pass."
The type, however, after twenty minutes of chat key for him, absolutely superfluous to me, goes away. Except back after half an hour (a fantastic half hour, I dare say), "I pushed both above and below but everything has remained the same," "Well, at least I hope you enjoyed yourself," I say, but clearly does not grasp, "then change scart cable is probably the ". Thanks, bought the beauty of € 4 cable as the bellows puffing that forged Excalibur and leaves.
Needless to say back. Still not feeling. They say I am amazed because, despite receiving the beauty of € 4, I declare myself ready to close shop, get in the car to get him home and check the correct operation but I ask that he, wretched and poor man, then unmount all and go in front of me so that I can verify the defect on the spot here in the store. ALL AFTER RECEIVING PAYMENT IN EURO 4!! But I would like my lady, the young people of today think of nothing but fuck and drink and make their reeds. (I quit smoking two years ago and I still have to see the benefits from drinking just makes me sad, fuck, well, see chapter "drink"). Anyway. The guy comes out and, contrary to my wishes not crashing into the nearby poplar fell on him and did not even see a sliver of the shuttle (which I know will make them with Lego, every throw you lose half a ship) but comes back after another half ' Oretta.
Attack the decoder to a TV. Needless to say, the voice comes out loud even before you press ON, it works perfectly.
"now you must tell me what he has done "
" Look, it's simple, when she was shot, I spoke with the power conferred upon me by the great pharaoh of the fog phenomenon Timbuktu, the primitive force, by which I not only repaired his decoder but I also activated the summer card "
" It gets me around? "
" It 's so obvious? I'm getting old. Look, I have not done anything, it's probably an attack inside of your TV scart does not work "
" Eh, but how do tonight is game e. .. e. .. e. .. hear (now reaches the highest point dellìevoluzione human eye, eh) is that I can not go and see her HERE IN STORE? Look, so much has already been attacked, there would be no need to reconnect. "
" Excuse me, the game is at eight-thirty and ends at ten past "
" Yes, I know "
" And you think it should be the case? I'll stay here with her to watch the game instead of going home or I leave the keys and store them back after me? "
" Well, I do not know if they could talk after buying a pizza? It's getting late. "
At this point I had lost the will to try to be funny and add more crap, I sent away without inviting him in the first half sizes to play with her body and pitipù secundis not get to see more . While he was still muttering something about 4 EURO had given me.
Dear
Curson (do not know how the heck do you link with the smiley face, I apologize), you see, and as I said, I do not attract them, they are converging.
Log guy doing out of breath.
"I do not operate a digital terrestrial decoder, you can see but not hear the audio." Still ignorant of life and its series (Paul told me Dad, it is virtually impossible to get through the day without at least catch a couple of assholes.'s More, easy, less, we hope not) I could give a thorough explanation but, sensing type, So just a quick "is definitely scrapped, pushing it well inside, will happen some time to do that to you too, and sees that everything will pass."
The type, however, after twenty minutes of chat key for him, absolutely superfluous to me, goes away. Except back after half an hour (a fantastic half hour, I dare say), "I pushed both above and below but everything has remained the same," "Well, at least I hope you enjoyed yourself," I say, but clearly does not grasp, "then change scart cable is probably the ". Thanks, bought the beauty of € 4 cable as the bellows puffing that forged Excalibur and leaves.
Needless to say back. Still not feeling. They say I am amazed because, despite receiving the beauty of € 4, I declare myself ready to close shop, get in the car to get him home and check the correct operation but I ask that he, wretched and poor man, then unmount all and go in front of me so that I can verify the defect on the spot here in the store. ALL AFTER RECEIVING PAYMENT IN EURO 4!! But I would like my lady, the young people of today think of nothing but fuck and drink and make their reeds. (I quit smoking two years ago and I still have to see the benefits from drinking just makes me sad, fuck, well, see chapter "drink"). Anyway. The guy comes out and, contrary to my wishes not crashing into the nearby poplar fell on him and did not even see a sliver of the shuttle (which I know will make them with Lego, every throw you lose half a ship) but comes back after another half ' Oretta.
Attack the decoder to a TV. Needless to say, the voice comes out loud even before you press ON, it works perfectly.
"now you must tell me what he has done "
" Look, it's simple, when she was shot, I spoke with the power conferred upon me by the great pharaoh of the fog phenomenon Timbuktu, the primitive force, by which I not only repaired his decoder but I also activated the summer card "
" It gets me around? "
" It 's so obvious? I'm getting old. Look, I have not done anything, it's probably an attack inside of your TV scart does not work "
" Eh, but how do tonight is game e. .. e. .. e. .. hear (now reaches the highest point dellìevoluzione human eye, eh) is that I can not go and see her HERE IN STORE? Look, so much has already been attacked, there would be no need to reconnect. "
" Excuse me, the game is at eight-thirty and ends at ten past "
" Yes, I know "
" And you think it should be the case? I'll stay here with her to watch the game instead of going home or I leave the keys and store them back after me? "
" Well, I do not know if they could talk after buying a pizza? It's getting late. "
At this point I had lost the will to try to be funny and add more crap, I sent away without inviting him in the first half sizes to play with her body and pitipù secundis not get to see more . While he was still muttering something about 4 EURO had given me.
Dear
Curson (do not know how the heck do you link with the smiley face, I apologize), you see, and as I said, I do not attract them, they are converging.
Monday, November 5, 2007
Cellebrite Ume Update
those days show a little bit so that we have we have seen Genoa was better than no
I wake up with one foot inside the nose of my daughter and, as love him, the first thought is a possible verification of elasticity of the cabinet doors, translation, if the shooting hand, bounce? And if anything he did, not that I bounce him?
pulled me up and I understand that it will be a day like the others: my wife mumbles something difficult to understand for anyone not practical ichthyosis (in the morning before breakfast always speak in unknown languages without even called Regan, along with cappuccino and cookies squeezes's always a Zingarelli and everything returns to normal), however it sounds to my ears trained as "I'm not going to do shit, you think girls, the meaning of life, the world and all the rest. The
do: "42", but she has not read the book and I spout a ".. ugnaffafaucu ...", which means" quickly went in front of the pharaoh, even though we Hittites and there we have it, pronated before him and put in serious doubt the integrity of the guinea fowl, confesses that he does not have voted for him and you were the one that erased his name from the election posters and replaced it with the friendly word "asshole" and hoped that while you do not come in the Turkish delegation's visit pleasure ".
short, two kids to wash, dress, breakfast, luncheon and a comb ciccettandole backpack (I ciccetti of using the toes to the hair that even the hairdresser of the stars Rolando).
Arriving in the shop and I find that I'm not going to do shit, in fact, are the eleven and a half and all I've done are two bids on ebay and a sarcastic comment on a blog, you can not define a full working day, in fact.
I have a new computer that refuses to work. I did not know that USB modems do not work with Vista, so I'm still with the old man who, having by his successor, has suffered and is reset often at least as many times as Rocco Siffredi utters the phrase "right now shot ".
Later I go back for the fourth time, only this week, two old men who bought a dishwasher so complicated that it requires the use of two buttons to start it, and they, of course, you wrap it all times.
do not feel like a strain.
I wake up with one foot inside the nose of my daughter and, as love him, the first thought is a possible verification of elasticity of the cabinet doors, translation, if the shooting hand, bounce? And if anything he did, not that I bounce him?
pulled me up and I understand that it will be a day like the others: my wife mumbles something difficult to understand for anyone not practical ichthyosis (in the morning before breakfast always speak in unknown languages without even called Regan, along with cappuccino and cookies squeezes's always a Zingarelli and everything returns to normal), however it sounds to my ears trained as "I'm not going to do shit, you think girls, the meaning of life, the world and all the rest. The
do: "42", but she has not read the book and I spout a ".. ugnaffafaucu ...", which means" quickly went in front of the pharaoh, even though we Hittites and there we have it, pronated before him and put in serious doubt the integrity of the guinea fowl, confesses that he does not have voted for him and you were the one that erased his name from the election posters and replaced it with the friendly word "asshole" and hoped that while you do not come in the Turkish delegation's visit pleasure ".
short, two kids to wash, dress, breakfast, luncheon and a comb ciccettandole backpack (I ciccetti of using the toes to the hair that even the hairdresser of the stars Rolando).
Arriving in the shop and I find that I'm not going to do shit, in fact, are the eleven and a half and all I've done are two bids on ebay and a sarcastic comment on a blog, you can not define a full working day, in fact.
I have a new computer that refuses to work. I did not know that USB modems do not work with Vista, so I'm still with the old man who, having by his successor, has suffered and is reset often at least as many times as Rocco Siffredi utters the phrase "right now shot ".
Later I go back for the fourth time, only this week, two old men who bought a dishwasher so complicated that it requires the use of two buttons to start it, and they, of course, you wrap it all times.
do not feel like a strain.
Friday, October 26, 2007
I Punched Something Now My Hand Really Hurts
I knew it ended and when I know, I know.
I have delivered about a week ago, the new Krups espresso, those who advertise in an absurd way and the gay name Dolce Gusto (me, if it was for me, I'd call it an espresso machine Porco Pleasure, or sell a cartload although most customers mistake it for the new model of Innestor Siffredi 2000). As I saw them I said No, do not bring it home, much better than not.
I did not come to terms with free thought.
freedom of thought and freely express what my wife, with whom you can speak freely, talk freely, freely to reach a joint decision, then she is free to fuck as he pleases.
He decided to make myself a birthday present, at least nice to me because I pay him to 60 months late, but I preferred when she gave me a book.
I did not want to take it home because I knew how it would end.
I do not drink. I quit smoking. A defect is also admitted to the FBI. I drink gallons of coffee, on average, without exaggeration, ranging from ten to fifteen coffee per day.
Does it hurt? Sticazzi. I'm sick and I do not want to do without, those rare times that you went on vacation, I first put on the coffee maker you are, then I think of the girls. Once we went to dinner with a friend, pilot alitalia. I am a vegetarian but not rompicazzo in the sense that if I'm paying attention to everything I cook, if I go to dinner with someone and this convinced to do good, I prepare pasta cream and tuna, I eat a smile and thank you for thinking, for coffee, I become an idiot. At the end of the evening shows bibitone American "we prefer this, it has a softer taste." Panico. If you want something soft, put a pillow in the fucking bravosimac, add milk and barley water and beviti that! Coffee and soft are two concepts that are doing well in the same sentence as much as Himmler and Care Bears, fuck! Duno joke and I thought, with an excuse, I went into their kitchen to rummage through the cupboards, I really did not have a mocha, I would be satisfied even one of those aluminum. Nothing. Moral of the story, after the third pot of broth that the caffeine started to look at this lily and the evening was completed rapidly.
Now I have an espresso machine pods that in 30 seconds (THIRTY SECONDS! Heaven!) Is a coffee, well bono.
I came to get me coffee in secret, fuck the big money to do that well Nestle (once I was a believer in these things, boycotts jaffa, Nestlé, I have also boycotted the Gauloises, when smoked, because of French nuclear testing cock, well, I brought a shortfall of cash, except for the fees of two hundred and eighty thousand pounds, their dividends are reduced by a percentage paperondepaperoniana. and I to smoke stuff. I said, now the sweet lady I rationalized the waffles, but I've bought and I have a reserve of hidden secret. ahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhaa (frankenstainiana Laughter)!
Someone hides cigarettes rubrichetta who hides the phone with the numbers of enthusiasts, who hides a lace garter. I
coffee pods.
Thursday, October 11, 2007
When Will The Tahoe Body Style Change
A face, a race
Shop, Internal evening. The first shadows of night descended, some becoming even worse, on the sleeping city.
The phone rings. My wife in tears. Ossignore GesùGiuseppeeMMaria (salvation of my soul) there he was, something happened. The mind is divided equally between those who want to silence the cry tears of grieving wife telefonante and those who think it is better to speak quietly to calm her down and get an explanation.
The former inchiappettano happily second that, talking quietly to each other, silently muttering .
"WHICH IS 'SUCCESS?!? HOW ARE THE GIRLS?!? STAY CALM NOW ARRIVING!
suddenly calm. She exclaims, sounding even slightly affected, something like what women do after that you've guessed the answer to "see me lose weight?"
"Hey, calm, what the heck you screaming?"
would wonder what the hell you crying on the phone then you remember the Pocket Nuvenia you saw coming out and coming in Defcon 2. If you talk like that is just because it's not because he is scared bitch and then you calm down.
"What happened to love?" (L 'love is clearly an addition made the last second because only after ten years of marriage you have also learned a little something)
starts to bark. "They took Irene kindergarten BWAAAAHHHHH !!!!" The latter phrase is intended
institutions school of this village of crap where we live have finally found a place for our daughter's nursery, you probably have resolved to put bunk beds or do lesson in the parking lot, however, from tomorrow, finally, the child goes to kindergarten.
Needless to say, until this morning, the subject was treated in terms it is not possible in this shitty little town where we live there is a waiting list for children of asylum, they do not know how important socialization and pitipim and patapam (the latter is not pronounced but, hey, I'll explain everything to stay there mica).
I now expect an evening of tears and blood because now ask whether it is possible move the date of entry of at least 15 days to accustom the child to the glasses (in the genetic roulette has caught the eyes of my father, fuck) and I do not agree, then there will be discussed. Then I remember the Nuvenia and everything will be resolved.
all the same.
Now I understand why my dad chuckling on my marriage.
Shop, Internal evening. The first shadows of night descended, some becoming even worse, on the sleeping city.
The phone rings. My wife in tears. Ossignore GesùGiuseppeeMMaria (salvation of my soul) there he was, something happened. The mind is divided equally between those who want to silence the cry tears of grieving wife telefonante and those who think it is better to speak quietly to calm her down and get an explanation.
The former inchiappettano happily second that, talking quietly to each other, silently muttering .
"WHICH IS 'SUCCESS?!? HOW ARE THE GIRLS?!? STAY CALM NOW ARRIVING!
suddenly calm. She exclaims, sounding even slightly affected, something like what women do after that you've guessed the answer to "see me lose weight?"
"Hey, calm, what the heck you screaming?"
would wonder what the hell you crying on the phone then you remember the Pocket Nuvenia you saw coming out and coming in Defcon 2. If you talk like that is just because it's not because he is scared bitch and then you calm down.
"What happened to love?" (L 'love is clearly an addition made the last second because only after ten years of marriage you have also learned a little something)
starts to bark. "They took Irene kindergarten BWAAAAHHHHH !!!!" The latter phrase is intended
institutions school of this village of crap where we live have finally found a place for our daughter's nursery, you probably have resolved to put bunk beds or do lesson in the parking lot, however, from tomorrow, finally, the child goes to kindergarten.
Needless to say, until this morning, the subject was treated in terms it is not possible in this shitty little town where we live there is a waiting list for children of asylum, they do not know how important socialization and pitipim and patapam (the latter is not pronounced but, hey, I'll explain everything to stay there mica).
I now expect an evening of tears and blood because now ask whether it is possible move the date of entry of at least 15 days to accustom the child to the glasses (in the genetic roulette has caught the eyes of my father, fuck) and I do not agree, then there will be discussed. Then I remember the Nuvenia and everything will be resolved.
all the same.
Now I understand why my dad chuckling on my marriage.
Wednesday, October 10, 2007
Coworker Wedding Card
Oh Mother
I just finished a big sale, paid almost entirely in cash.
As soon as the customer came out I opened the cash register, taken over all € 100 notes, and I fanned. I found myself saying "how beautiful the money, my mom how beautiful, they also feel a strange desire to sniff. I worry
I fix everything or buying a tuba and a blue frock? Let us also that I could not avoid a face like a knife when, a few days ago, my wife has "squandered" the money to buy three pairs of jeans yesterday and I ran away, trying not to look at the offer of the Puma to 29 , 90 by launching a dumb smile on my Timberland five years ago with a hint of a hole in the sole thinking "stand up to big, I do not need more."
Oh, Mom.
I just finished a big sale, paid almost entirely in cash.
As soon as the customer came out I opened the cash register, taken over all € 100 notes, and I fanned. I found myself saying "how beautiful the money, my mom how beautiful, they also feel a strange desire to sniff. I worry
I fix everything or buying a tuba and a blue frock? Let us also that I could not avoid a face like a knife when, a few days ago, my wife has "squandered" the money to buy three pairs of jeans yesterday and I ran away, trying not to look at the offer of the Puma to 29 , 90 by launching a dumb smile on my Timberland five years ago with a hint of a hole in the sole thinking "stand up to big, I do not need more."
Oh, Mom.
Saturday, October 6, 2007
Lion Dance Trophy For Sale
No man is an island is bullshit. I am the Asinara. Next
raining today. The rain, it is known, attracts clichés, things that go by the ever-present "it is raining, thief government" spoken by one who has complained of the lack of speed that had a navigator who had sold him the camera's signal when it exceeds i 180. The clichés come to the evergreen "rain is good for the earth," theological truth expressed by a local building speculators that moves simultaneously with two SUVs, one for each foot. It must be said that the most popular sites is common, however, my shop, where, moreover, when it rains it becomes a collection of forgotten by God and the people who take advantage of the situation like vultures coming at 5 pm and taken down until closing, "where I go, it rains," behold, my joy, my beautiful love holy treasure of my eye very reason for my existence in life, when you left home to come here to poison your life, it was raining the same. So how could you explain that you've caught the rain to come to me asking me "but if I one day away, eh, I should ever decide to make the Sky subscription, do you think that promotion could there be?".
truer than true.
"Look Sergio (the most usual of usual) take me off guard because my wife has run resumed the crystal ball to lose in the goldfish and now I can not find those on hand from 2:00 to 3:00 roosters slaughtered necessary to my usual browsing the future, but if you give me a dozen bones, possibly yours, can I fix it and tell you even now. "
The bad thing is that all of my regulars have become predictable, they're all at the same time, and they hate each other deeply. I think I needed (in their own way they are, they are indispensable because it can be a possum hanging from a genital piecing) bicker among themselves, thinking that others are impostors or take advantage of my time. I find myself in the paradoxical situation of having a person sitting in the middle of the store with a newspaper open to a fight with another sitting on the shelves of the display case in the arrangement of intent sheets pulled from all budgets allowed by her attire, which in turn insults a heavily third to the forbidden dream become my shadow as I do not moves in more than forty inches from where I am.
And not even all.
missing young lawyer who strappacazzi I must tell the whole storyline of Spider-Man since the days of Lee / Ditko today, preaches to me that I did not read comic books as if I knew them by heart (no use in my "do not know / I have not read / I have not the slightest idea what the fuck are you saying / why do not you Autodafé ritual with your entire collection of Giant Devil?), lacking the alien, a guy who after a stroke speaks a language incomprehensible and, as I try I can not understand a saw what he says does not want to write and always shows different things but mostly missing Don Tonino, what has always been a working unit that does not work "The DVD does not read" the attack and it works. The TV not be seen, the attack and it works. The portable cd you hear boom, the attack and feels. His wife is the shit that sells all that stuff broken.
Why does it rain?
Now, right now, I'm writing out of desperation in all this humanity around. Do
hello to Herman (the shadow) is that now I also been looking over their shoulders.
raining today. The rain, it is known, attracts clichés, things that go by the ever-present "it is raining, thief government" spoken by one who has complained of the lack of speed that had a navigator who had sold him the camera's signal when it exceeds i 180. The clichés come to the evergreen "rain is good for the earth," theological truth expressed by a local building speculators that moves simultaneously with two SUVs, one for each foot. It must be said that the most popular sites is common, however, my shop, where, moreover, when it rains it becomes a collection of forgotten by God and the people who take advantage of the situation like vultures coming at 5 pm and taken down until closing, "where I go, it rains," behold, my joy, my beautiful love holy treasure of my eye very reason for my existence in life, when you left home to come here to poison your life, it was raining the same. So how could you explain that you've caught the rain to come to me asking me "but if I one day away, eh, I should ever decide to make the Sky subscription, do you think that promotion could there be?".
truer than true.
"Look Sergio (the most usual of usual) take me off guard because my wife has run resumed the crystal ball to lose in the goldfish and now I can not find those on hand from 2:00 to 3:00 roosters slaughtered necessary to my usual browsing the future, but if you give me a dozen bones, possibly yours, can I fix it and tell you even now. "
The bad thing is that all of my regulars have become predictable, they're all at the same time, and they hate each other deeply. I think I needed (in their own way they are, they are indispensable because it can be a possum hanging from a genital piecing) bicker among themselves, thinking that others are impostors or take advantage of my time. I find myself in the paradoxical situation of having a person sitting in the middle of the store with a newspaper open to a fight with another sitting on the shelves of the display case in the arrangement of intent sheets pulled from all budgets allowed by her attire, which in turn insults a heavily third to the forbidden dream become my shadow as I do not moves in more than forty inches from where I am.
And not even all.
missing young lawyer who strappacazzi I must tell the whole storyline of Spider-Man since the days of Lee / Ditko today, preaches to me that I did not read comic books as if I knew them by heart (no use in my "do not know / I have not read / I have not the slightest idea what the fuck are you saying / why do not you Autodafé ritual with your entire collection of Giant Devil?), lacking the alien, a guy who after a stroke speaks a language incomprehensible and, as I try I can not understand a saw what he says does not want to write and always shows different things but mostly missing Don Tonino, what has always been a working unit that does not work "The DVD does not read" the attack and it works. The TV not be seen, the attack and it works. The portable cd you hear boom, the attack and feels. His wife is the shit that sells all that stuff broken.
Why does it rain?
Now, right now, I'm writing out of desperation in all this humanity around. Do
hello to Herman (the shadow) is that now I also been looking over their shoulders.
Tuesday, September 25, 2007
What Parts Do You Need To Build A Bike
another
just left the store.
"No, now she tells me what to fucking reason in the notebook that I bought that have both put in a useless 56K modem, what the hell do I do with 56k? Here we think in terms of MEGA, everything goes on , my friend! still right with the kappa? explain it to me! Besides, yesterday I've done online subscription LINE with Alice Free, Free means free so I do not spend anything, right? They just try to make me pay for something that I make a case that if the dream of the night! I open my ass and I'll put in the dead rats! ( beyond all, it would be more cruel put them live? Bah ) "In
as it enters a woman who, feeling that I'm stupid smadonna and shake, leaves.
" She did not answer me! I I've spent good money on this machine! Now tell me that I should buy another modem! But she's crazy! HUNTING MORE I DO NOT 'a penny! ECCHECCAZZO! "
With that, let off steam after he finished, he pulls out a handkerchief and wiped his forehead, puts it back in the pocket Ferragamo his jacket and stares at me.
Me: "He finished, I can speak well? Know how it is, I've never seen in my life, I do not know who the hell is she, nor even what the fuck do in life and, actually, on the one hand I do not give a beloved bean, on the other, I hope to live to be forced to suffer physical and mental hardships that they go to Guantanamo inmates as permanent residents of a village Valtur. Now, whereas I do not know who I am fucking computer has not even bought from me, because I know not going to break the balls to him that while it is being sold to break my own? "
He said
"Why I bought it online and I can not get angry e-mail"
On the one hand, it was a must spit in his face, on the other, I made an infinite punishment. Millions of years of human evolution and the maximum that we can produce is an asshole like this. I sent him away with a simple fuck off and go.
affects activity on target, with highly selected customers?
just left the store.
"No, now she tells me what to fucking reason in the notebook that I bought that have both put in a useless 56K modem, what the hell do I do with 56k? Here we think in terms of MEGA, everything goes on , my friend! still right with the kappa? explain it to me! Besides, yesterday I've done online subscription LINE with Alice Free, Free means free so I do not spend anything, right? They just try to make me pay for something that I make a case that if the dream of the night! I open my ass and I'll put in the dead rats! ( beyond all, it would be more cruel put them live? Bah ) "In
as it enters a woman who, feeling that I'm stupid smadonna and shake, leaves.
" She did not answer me! I I've spent good money on this machine! Now tell me that I should buy another modem! But she's crazy! HUNTING MORE I DO NOT 'a penny! ECCHECCAZZO! "
With that, let off steam after he finished, he pulls out a handkerchief and wiped his forehead, puts it back in the pocket Ferragamo his jacket and stares at me.
Me: "He finished, I can speak well? Know how it is, I've never seen in my life, I do not know who the hell is she, nor even what the fuck do in life and, actually, on the one hand I do not give a beloved bean, on the other, I hope to live to be forced to suffer physical and mental hardships that they go to Guantanamo inmates as permanent residents of a village Valtur. Now, whereas I do not know who I am fucking computer has not even bought from me, because I know not going to break the balls to him that while it is being sold to break my own? "
He said
"Why I bought it online and I can not get angry e-mail"
On the one hand, it was a must spit in his face, on the other, I made an infinite punishment. Millions of years of human evolution and the maximum that we can produce is an asshole like this. I sent him away with a simple fuck off and go.
affects activity on target, with highly selected customers?
Monday, September 24, 2007
Replacement Stainless Flatware
I have an appliance store.
as a profession could have been worse, I could do or what the intestinal villi in the spot with Marcuzzi is constipated face knowing that restart to go to the bathroom only after 15 days of yogurt flavor horrible. Instead
sell televisions. And more. Things like Pastamore De Longhi, a useless thing to cook pasta (You want to make the effort to take a pot, fill it with water and put on the fire?, Even in Baden Baden imagined such tortures, well, this thing is a big, huge electric kettle, you put the water there and that makes boil the pasta and toss it get, stay strong emotion that could make or break pee under the monitor, get pasta, not to believe), the cheese maker Philips, a thing to get the cheese at home alone (because take cagotto be eating something cooked by someone else? Want to put the satisfaction of spending hours and hours of fun on the ceramic throne because the cheese that you've done to you gave you destroyed the large intestine?), I said? Ah, yes, I sell TVs.
An old has just entered and asked for a TV that did not seem Cristiano Malgioglio less fat than it is.
Another wanted a navigator who had even the interiors of homes, perhaps ashamed to ask "Where bath "when someone is a guest.
the last circle, exact words, "a decoder that put him in the ass in the Sky that I do not rent I've got the fucking desire to pay but my daughter wants to see High School Musical 2."
And that's just this afternoon.
Friday, September 21, 2007
Older Gay Cruisingportland Oregon
Things to remember I'm too old for this
The dinosaurs became extinct because the aliens they put in front of a PC, panicked by an incredible sense of inadequacy (time need to pull out the drawers of the vocabulary words to the mnemonic inadequacy: 49 seconds) and decided to pull a bullet in the head all together. The survivors threw themselves off a cliff that curious object, and returned to take care of each other as the ignorant savage Cro-Magnon who were passing by.
I have no idea how do I change the colors, customize the background, simply to remove the face of a fool simpsonizzata watching me from up there (usually only after I become a mystical sixth Martini, now I will make an exception), also I have just read the counter here at the shop, did not do that since 2004, which would allow me to pay a ridiculous bill, now I come like a blow to balance the meteorite that caused the demise of my colleagues, and not scaled. Moreover
I also lied to the guy came to do the reading declaring 3000Kwatt less. The reading I made it, declaring that "there is too much slaughter behind, no steps," if I said no, that would force it to him handed him a 20 euro to lie. Enel mica
Those are public officials, can be corrupted, no? Few
20 €?
You are right. But now I will cry with the adjustment, I have to save.
The dinosaurs became extinct because the aliens they put in front of a PC, panicked by an incredible sense of inadequacy (time need to pull out the drawers of the vocabulary words to the mnemonic inadequacy: 49 seconds) and decided to pull a bullet in the head all together. The survivors threw themselves off a cliff that curious object, and returned to take care of each other as the ignorant savage Cro-Magnon who were passing by.
I have no idea how do I change the colors, customize the background, simply to remove the face of a fool simpsonizzata watching me from up there (usually only after I become a mystical sixth Martini, now I will make an exception), also I have just read the counter here at the shop, did not do that since 2004, which would allow me to pay a ridiculous bill, now I come like a blow to balance the meteorite that caused the demise of my colleagues, and not scaled. Moreover
I also lied to the guy came to do the reading declaring 3000Kwatt less. The reading I made it, declaring that "there is too much slaughter behind, no steps," if I said no, that would force it to him handed him a 20 euro to lie. Enel mica
Those are public officials, can be corrupted, no? Few
20 €?
You are right. But now I will cry with the adjustment, I have to save.
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